shawty had them
apple man pants?
on the phone to the surgeon about my wisdom teeth
and he asks me if i have any questions before he books the date
and i was like
so when can i start drinking again after my surgery
i felt him roll his eyes and sigh through the phone
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
changing themes is such a traumatic experience