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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful




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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january




tanywral:

Brendon Urie + Beer




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theslytherinprincess:

FUCK. YOU.

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