May 2012
planets-bend-between-us:
I miss Benedict’s Sherlock hair so much.
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Watch
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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genderterrorist:
5/16: McArthur High school hazmat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousins nose off
5/24: Second broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: Hazmat called after...
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
visualcocaine:
Fuckin kids are so emotional nowadays
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beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
anon or not and make me choose between:
Band: ________ or ___________?
Food: ________ or _________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Song: __________ or __________?
Character: ________ or ___________ ?
A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
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i think some people just go out on the weekend and make themselves look fucking hot, just so they can take photos of themselves with their fabulous friends and shove their amazing social life in my face whilst i sit at my computer studying and eating.
that’s exactly why they do it.
yes.
standing in the middle of my room in my undies
feeling my ass and moving my legs
mum walks in
I WAS TRYING TO FEEL MY GLUTEUS MEDIUS CONTRACT WHILST I ABDUCTED MY LEG
WHY IS MY LIFE SO AWKWARD
THIS IS FOR MY EXAM NEXT WEEK OKAY
new katy perry
new madonna
new kylie
new adam lambert
new chris brown
i’m just so happy
I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
all i need
is a month to sit in a room
in a really cold place
with a really comfy bed
and my computer
and sex and the city
and then friends
and then greys anatomy
and once i’m done watching all these tv shows i think i’ll be ready to reenter society
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kneel-to-loki:
we all know why tom hiddleston is always so happy all the time guys
guys
he’s so fucking happy
all the time
im not sorry
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
glovesareamazingright:
It’s not a gay relationship. It’s not a lesbian relationship. It’s not a straight relationship. It’s a relationship.
